let’s see what happens…
Take it thru zee car vaaaash
April 25, 2010Finally got a chance to wash the car. Car was dirty and some of the paint was more faded out than other. I did the following:
1. clean leather
2. clean upholstery
3. vacuum inside
4. wash outside
5. clean outside windows w/rain-x
6. clay bar outside
7. Color-X outside
8. Wax outside x 2
Total time: 5 hours! Here are a few pics:
Pre-wash
post-wash
Post-Wash top view
Funky top view from parents room lol
Slaughterhouse Concert – WAH WAH
April 22, 2010Today is the slaughterhouse concert in vancouver and I’m…not there.
Oh well, seems like they come here way too often. I’ll check them out next time. Here’s a music video. Wait, wtf, slaughterhouse have music videos? LOL @ joe budden in the office getup…
BTW as usual royce kills this. Cause he’s the shit foo’.
I’m the blueprint – I have your clothesLookin like they was designed by bullet holes and shoe printsWhen I bless a joint – it’s like SpockCame up in the spot and grabbed the beat by the pressure pointI got the voc’ in touchI tell my bitch I’ma, give up drinkin when she give her emotions up
Man Crush: Seth Macfarlane
April 22, 2010You know, Clyde asked a few weeks ago “who would you be if you could be anybody other than yourself?” and I had a dumbfounded expression and really didn’t know what to say. Well, after today’s Larry King Live, I think I’ve figured it out…
I’d be Seth Macfarlane. Why?
- He’s loaded.
I mean friggin loaded. He’s the creator of Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show and does hafl the voice and most of the writing for Family Guy. - He’s just famous enough.
Not so famous that he’ll get recognized and harassed by every person and paparazi on the street. Not a D-List celebrity either. - He’s talented.
I mean, a lot of people are talented, but he’s one of those rare people in showbusinesses, like Conan O’Brien and Tina Fey who are just really really talented. - He’s hilarious.
See above. - No homo, but he’s fairly good looking.
So he must get some incredible ass. - He’s just overall awesome.
He’s married and straight but super big supporter of gay rights. He was instrumental in vouching for writers during the writer’s strike. He’s a super big contributor the democratic party yet is on fox. He was gonna be on the plane that hit the towers during 9-11 but he missed his flight.
So that’s probably who I’d be if I was to be any person who’s alive right now. Who would you be?
The New Bumper is on!
April 18, 2010It was a great day today, so got together with garage nick to finally replace my cracked bumper and put on the new one with the Type R Lip. Turned out great; a bit of a colour mismatch, just cause the new one is polished and the rest of my car’s dirty…but I’ll straighten that out next week! Here are the pictures:
Old Bumper
Two bumpers side by side. Can't really see the cracks here though lol
bumper is on
glamour shot top gear style care of nick
Wrath of the Bobby Wing Part 2. Score – Alon: 2 ; Bobby Wing: 5,250,000
April 11, 2010We came into “Wings on Granville” and enjoyed our food and drank our beer. But it did not end there, no. We do not simply walk into a restaurant and enjoy our experience. We’re men – we have to prove that we have balls and remind everyone around us taht we have long penises.
So just like the last time we went to Wings On Granville, we ordered a Bobby Wing each.
If you don’t know what a Bobby wing, it’s a wing that you need to sign a (joking) release form before eating. It smells like chemicals and tastes like nothing but burning. Clyde described it as “a little fucker in your stomach fucking you the fuck up”. I would put it more eloquently as…like the devil giving your tongue gonnarhea while setting your lips and intestines on fire. Yup. It’s THAT bad. But I’ll let another blogger tell it more objectively:
What stands out is the chicken wing flavor “Bobby Wings.” In order to eat “Bobby Wings”, the customer has to be given a disclosure form/declaration regarding the extremity (spiciness) of the wings. As you can see from the picture, there is more sauce than there are wings. The results of eating these wings include symptoms of: vomiting, upset stomach, burning sensation, loss of sensation, and headache.
Source: http://cvancouver.wordpress.com/2008/02/28/wings-tap-grill/
So we ate our wing and recovered (after 25 minutes). Justin watched. Later on, the guy on a date at the table across from us tried one. He took it even worse than us, but the waitress assured us she’s seen worse (ie people throwing up on the way to the bathroom). Best quote from the guy to us “well, i’m not going down on her TONIGHT” HAHAHA. We bonded after that and he gave us his half-pitcher of beer, before getting the hell outta the joint and went to drown our sorrows at Republic with several orders of 151. We’re smart cookies…
Alon: 2
Bobby Wing: 5,250,000
How NOT to borrow Alon’s Cellphone
March 12, 2010The other day, I was walking along Cambie St. downtown and I bumped into an interesting lesson in sales.
Here’s the dealio…
I walk alone, txting on my iPhone when a man comes up to me and says something.
It’s a young black male with a bandana tied around his mouth, weed-embroided baggy jeans and a baggy sweatshirt.
I take off my headphones and the following occurs:
Alon: What’s up
Guy: Yo can I use your phone
Alon: uh…no…sorry
Guy: Come on man please?
Alon: no, ask those people over there
Guy: Well can I get some quarters then to make a call on a payphone?
Alon (pretty annoyed at this point): No. You can’t have money and you won’t get my phone. Go ask those people if you want, I’m not giving my phone.
*Guy walks along giving Alon a cold stare*
Alon: Hey, I’m not trynna be rude man, I just don’t want to give you my phone, sorry, I can’t.
Now at this point, the man has me. He’s obviously scamming me, but I was kind of rude to him due to annoyance so kind of regretting it. At this point, he has the ability to sell me on giving him my phone. He can appeal to me on various levels and convince me to give my phone to him so he can jack me like a jackass. So which route does the young genius go?
Guy: Come on man, I just got out of jail, I need to make a call.
HAHAHAHAHHAA Loser. Yes, now that I know you’re a convicted felon, I’m gonna give up the goods (no homo).
Suffice to say, he didn’t get my phone.
Papa and Mama Marg Strike again
February 26, 2010It was my dad’s birthday on the 24th and because he’s so picky, I usually give him money as a present. That way, he can blow it on some stupid gadget which my mom would normally yell at him for getting cause it’s a waste of money, but he is now able to get with immunity, because it’s his birthday.
Here’s an email conversation from papa marg and mama marg:
Papa Marg:
I bought a present for my birthday on Boruskin’s money… Diabetex Vitamins and foot cream in Superstore
thanks Boruskin!
Alon:
foot cream? hahaha
Mama Marg:
What a pathetic present . I hope I will not need to by anyting like this on my birthday.I rather buy mango pudding cake .
hahahaha wtf……
Welcome Back Killa’ Cam!
February 25, 2010…gay lumberjack mustache and all…
…and man, each Clipse album is better than the last. One of my favorite rap aritsts for sure. Currently listening to this one:
Alon’s Really Really Really Ridiculously Awesome Salad
February 23, 2010Combine canned tuna with finely diced bell pepper, tomato, cucumber, cillantro. Add capers, salsa, whole grain mustard and crouttons from one piece of whole-wheat toast. Combine and enjoy.
Advice: if carrying to work, bring in sealed tupperware container, so that it does not spill all over your lunchbag and leaves it soaked and smelling like infected diseased vagina. FML.
