Man Crush: Seth Macfarlane

You know, Clyde asked a few weeks ago “who would you be if you could be anybody other than yourself?” and I had a dumbfounded expression and really didn’t know what to say. Well, after today’s Larry King Live, I think I’ve figured it out…

I’d be Seth Macfarlane. Why?

• He’s loaded.
  I mean friggin loaded. He’s the creator of Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show and does hafl the voice and most of the writing for Family Guy.
• He’s just famous enough.
  Not so famous that he’ll get recognized and harassed by every person and paparazi on the street. Not a D-List celebrity either.
• He’s talented.
  I mean, a lot of people are talented, but he’s one of those rare people in showbusinesses, like Conan O’Brien and Tina Fey who are just really really talented.
• He’s hilarious.
  See above.
• No homo, but he’s fairly good looking.
  So he must get some incredible ass.
• He’s just overall awesome.
  He’s married and straight but super big supporter of gay rights. He was instrumental in vouching for writers during the writer’s strike. He’s a  super big contributor the democratic party yet is on fox. He was gonna be on the plane that hit the towers during 9-11 but he missed his flight.

So that’s probably who I’d be if I was to be any person who’s alive right now. Who would you be?